My First Prescription

The first prescription I did not even write... it was for GoLytely. I was doing pre-op exams for patients getting colonoscopies. So everyone got a prescription for a gallon of the laxative that cleans out your entire colon so that we can stick a camera up and look for polyps! Guaranteed to have you sitting on the toilet for hours! So I stamped the prescription pad with the "GoLytely" stamp, placed a patient label on the top and just signed my name on the bottom line.